The lighthouse monster

Yesterday's foray left me with a sunburn. Seriously, if I had my skin removed and replaced with clingfilm I'd be much better protected against burns, cuts etc. Having said that, it may cause other problems...

Anyway, on to today's walk! I went by the same route as yesterday but I noticed different things. This, for example:
To the untrained eye, a lighthouse in scaffolding. But I don't think so. I think of it more as a monster. That's no scaffold! It's the monster's cage, designed to trap it in so that it can't go on a rampage and start eating people, crushing buildings beneath its enormous lighthouse food, guiding ships onto the rocks to their doom, terrorising the city, then the whole coast, then the region, the country, until eventually it takes over the world!

Here's how I see it, with my epic photo editing skills:
It's a bit like Cloverfield, but with better effects. And instead of a deep-sea monster, a lighthouse! But now that the City Council has trapped this monster inside a cage, how do we deal with it? Is there any weapon that can take down such a beast?

That's what I think this is for:

I mean, they say it's an anchor but how many anchors do you see on a plinth on land, really? That's just silly. I think it's actually a weapon to take down the lighthouse monster. Look at the size, the weight, the armour-piercing hooks! I think it's just sitting there waiting for the right hero to come, strong enough to wield it, and defeat the red and white threat once and for all! Like the Sword in the Stone. I refer to the Master Sword in the Temple of Time, of course. Or Theseus' bow in ancient legend. Or those really wierd clothes you see in high fashion shops that suit maybe one person in the whole of the human population.

At any rate, avoid the lighthouse monster at all costs. It has long spindly arms and even caged it might be able to grab you.